[When Yosuke appears on the screen, he looks a bit... different. A bit exasperated, but more notably? There's a Surskit sitting on his head. Kind of like a hat. Before he starts on what he's posting about, he sighs and:]

Hisoka... can you please get off my head? You're a Pokémon, not a hat, dammit. Geeze...

[But rather than listen to him, the little guy just shifts his legs, tickling Yosuke's neck.] He... hehehe... St-stop that! Hehe... that tickles! Hisokaaa!

[This goes on for a couple of minutes, and in an attempt to get this to stop, he drops his gear. Guess who else wants to play? Jiraiya, the Slowbro of course. Who, as per usual, has decided to lick the screen. When Yosuke notices... oh boy.]

DAMMIT, JIRAIYA! How many times do I have to tell you that's not food!

[He snatches it up before Jiraiya has a chance to further try to eat the gear. Have a nice shot of Yosuke lifting his shirt slightly, using it as a towel to clean off the screen. And another couple of minutes later, he'll pull it back up so he's looking back into the screen.]

Anyways... geeze, where I was I going with-- Oh, right. Valeria-san! We finally made it to Goldenrod, so don't worry too much. I got a couple of jobs coming up, so I'll be able to pay you back for everything and not starve to death. I told you I'd be able to get by, no problem. [He winks into the camera, which probably looks ridiculous with Hisoka on his head.]

The egg hatched a little while ago, too. Everything worked out pretty well, so thanks again!

[A pause, and then a brief moment of thinking out loud.]

Man, we should totally do something cool to celebrate getting here.

[And then his hand goes over the gear, cutting the feed. Feel free to run into him and his unruly Pokémon gang in Goldenrod. Or just comment on how much he fails. Whatever you want!]